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Joke of the Day
"How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb? You weren't there, man!"
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"There are three kinds of people on earth Those who can count to three and those who can't !"
"Why is it so hard to find Tylenol in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. . . . Explanation: Parrots eat 'em all = paracetamol = acetominophen = Tylenol"
"What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada? Joseh"
"*laughs all the way to the bank* *cries all the way back*"
"Say ""No, TWO drugs."""
"What do you call mints you can spread through social media? Memementos"
"Did you hear they are still going to run the New York Marathon? Phelps is the favourite."
"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"
"My parents taught me how to walk and talk Now all they want me to do is sit down and be quiet."