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Joke of the Day
"How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb? You weren't there, man!"
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"I once joked about Ebola. Everyone started laughing. It was contagious."
"Yesterday I raped a deaf-mute girl... ...I ve broken her arms so she couldn t tell anyone."
"Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful."
"Unicorns are extinct because they weren't horny enough. mind=blown"
"I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there's no fucking money in there."
"Whenever I see a lone female jogging at night I follow her in my car from a noticeable distance because there are a lot of weirdos out there."
"America where we celebrate Memorial Day with mattress sales."
"Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996."
"What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds!"