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Joke of the Day
"What do Micheal Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little crackers!"
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"Are you today's date? Because you're 10/10."
"I like my women like I like my games.. ..pay to play."
"What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant? Chick Fillet"
"My wife asked me to go down to the shop to pick up six cans of sprite... When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up."
"My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word ""ironic""... ...which was ironic, because we were at the train station."
"I'm going to complain about the cold until a Canadian gets mad enough to say something rude, like 'I'm sorry but it's colder in Canada."""
"They should come out with a CSI Atlanta, with an all black cast. But each episode would be about finding who murdered the English language."
"What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !"
"God: why don't we text anymore? Me: you know why God: I can't just give everyone a Sega whenever they ask. That's not how it works Me: k"