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Joke of the Day

"Ex-girlfriend I used to date this girl with a lazy eye...it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations Only on the holidays."

"What's green and bad for your eyes? An alligator."

"Got out of the car and dropped my keys in the gutter. They landed next to my mind, which I thought I'd lost."

"At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose"

"My Nephew's pet chicken died. I couldn't help asking if the funeral will be fried or roasted."

"Wanna hear a joke? Modern society"

"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The ultra-sound guy. [read next comment]"

"For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted"

"You can lead Narcissus to water..."