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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? he had a reptile dysfunction..."

"My freshman year of college I farted in a tiny crowded dorm room & a girl's younger sister who was visiting & wasn't even drunk threw up."

"I just got back from a boner contest I must admit, the competition was stiff."

"My dog kept digging holes in the back yard... ..so I hide all the shovels"

"Your mother's so fat... Your father couldn't pull out in time."

"When he was arrested, the mafioso was intent on not ratting anyone out. But he had ebola, so... ...he spilled his guts to the cops."

"how to you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? you wave at her."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was a little quiet."

"I used to be a fan of Dell's computers... Now i'm just an air conditioner."

"What's the world's most dangerous city? Electricity"