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Joke of the Day

"I'd be willing to date a French Canadian... But I'm scared she'd always want to separate EDIT: Spelling"

"[OC] Hey, do you wanna hear a joke about a condom? Tell you the truth, it's pretty bad. It's filled with holes."

"""If you get me to the next station I promise I'll never let you fall below half a tank again"" - A Memoir"

"Was Billy Idol? No, he was moving at the time."

"Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge? He couldn't keep his hands off his privates"

"It's been raining so much, I have begun the construction on my Ark. If you need any help I Noah guy."

"Whats the difference? Whats the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup?... Anyone can mash potatoes..."

"Anderson Cooper: ""the Arizona wildfire is flaming out of control."" Arizona Wildfire: ""Wow, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black."""

"where do sperm go when they die? The sementery."

"My ex is fat!!! Yay...I win!!!"