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Joke of the Day
"It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio. Signed, my pants."
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"My wife said I'm an idiot who can't do the simplest of things right So I packed her bags and left."
"In support of France, Canada opens new French province called ""Quebec."""
"Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet? ...He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up? ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the ""hole"" show."
"One man went to Reddit assuming it as a hotel One man went to reddit assuming it as a hotel and asked: what to eat ? Admin Replayed: Subreddit and guidelines Man: Give me one plate each HA Ha Ha"
"I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes."
"Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But U'm going to miss her terribly.'"
"where do you send a jewish kid with ADD? to a concentration camp."
"The Energizer Bunny was arrested today... He was charged with battery."
"she died doing what she loved: telling someone the difference between your and you're"