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Joke of the Day

"The ultimate chicken crossing the road joke So why did the chicken cross the road? Because your momma's so fat and she seems to like chicken."

"Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced."

"I fed the cows marijuana. The steaks have never been higher."

"A man was meeting a girlfriend somewhere... And she said: ""is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" He replied: ""Either way, we're having sex tonight"""

"It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii"

"Scary: A wolf chasing you Scarier: A werewolf chasing you Scariest: A werewolf with a clipboard chasing you"

"Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? He got down in the dumps."

"What do you call a horny Welshman on top of the Space Needle? Sheepless in Seattle"

"What's the difference between a wife and a dog? The later you get home, the happier one is to see you"

"What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing? Castanets!"