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Joke of the Day

"What does a red neck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer. Edit: Because I fucked up."

"I went to see a Doctor today and apparently I'm a Paranoid racist!?! Well he didn't say anything actually.....But i knew the Black Cunt was thinking it."

"Just got out of the shower and realized I forgot to wash my butthole. Oh well, there's always next Sunday."

"John's mother in-law comes for a visit. So, how long will you stay,mom? As long as i'm welcomed. Oh, that's too bad, you should at least stay for a cup of coffee"

"What's the definition of a will? Come on, guys. The answer's a dead giveaway."

"roundabouts My girlfriend isn't very fond of the many roundabouts that our city is starting to build. I told her that she'd come around to them."

"What do Donald trump and the Internet have in common? They're two of the worlds most powerful tools."

"What's Irish and sits on a deck? Patty O'Furniture"

"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"

"flight attendant: as u can see the captain has turned on the no murdering sign [guy next to me is still murdering someone] me: um excuse me"