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Joke of the Day
"If Hilary Clinton and Donald trump go on a stranded island together who survives? America."
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"What's faster than a black man with your TV? His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*"
"How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!"
"There is a guy at my job who wears a turban... ...I wonder if he has ever called in Sikh to work?"
"This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me Oh wait you don't have to."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. Should have cooked it on aloha teperature."
"It's adorable how I write ""beer"" on my shopping list like I'd somehow forget."
"I hate how guys with tiny penises try to overcompensate with flashy cars. You're not fooling anyone, ambulance drivers!!"
"How does a solar system have a party? They planet"
"Why do the ladies love Jesus? He's hung like this. (Stretch out arms.) Really one that you have to tell in person, but it's my favorite."