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Joke of the Day
"If Hilary Clinton and Donald trump go on a stranded island together who survives? America."
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"What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"
"Are you in a serious relationship with a rock? If you are, don't take it for granite"
"""How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?"" Doesn't follow instructions very well."
"Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones."
"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"
"I love conversations about palindromes You can always have a good back and forth."
"My girlfriend complained about my premature ejaculation So I told her ""A wizard never cums late nor early. He cums precisely when he means to"""
"What do you call a black man who fly's a plane? A pilot, you racist."
"Like most movies. My uncle showed me big things in his trailer."