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Joke of the Day

"Pro Tip for the ladies. Ask him to show you where the ""jack thingy"" is at in the trunk and when he shows you.. That's when you push him in."

"Whats brown and rhymes with ""Snoop""? Dr. Dre"

"What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone? A psycho-path."

"[offensive] what do you call a white outlet White power"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Nothing. They're both on Reddit EVERY FUCKING DAY."

"Santa Clause and a Jew [NSFW] Whats the difference between Santa Clause and a Jew? Santa Clause comes down the Chimney."

"I don't even want to know how many nude pics Donald Trump's cell phone must have of him."

"What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop? *A big mac*"

"What did one fish say to another fish after Eve had her first bath? Great, now we smell like woman."

"1st grade: Color inside the lines. 10th grade: Color outside the lines. Art School: Snort the lines and then go color."