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Joke of the Day
"[offensive] what do you call a white outlet White power"
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"What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared? He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder."
"A boy goes on holiday to Mexico and texts his mate saying ""Weather out here is just like your mother, 36 and hot"" His mate replies ""Weather back here is just like your sister, 16 and wet"""
"Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!"
"What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you will rise and shine."
"I think Australians are obsessed with true information. They keep telling me to ""get fact""."
"Been talking to this girl for 10 mins and she hasn't slapped me OR called me ""gross""... Hope she's ok with the names I picked for our kids."
"I don't get what's up with Black Friday. All Fridays matter, guys."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints."
"What did the Mexican firefighter call his son?? Jose"