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Joke of the Day

"Santa Clause and a Jew [NSFW] Whats the difference between Santa Clause and a Jew? Santa Clause comes down the Chimney."

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"Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz? Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready! Teacher: Well, how much of the textbook have you read? Student: Nunavut!"
"Why did the butcher get fired? For bringing home the bacon."
"what room zombies and vampires can't enter? the living room."
"Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie? Because it was PG"
"Me: Goodnight moon Moon: night. Me: What? Moon: nothing. It's fine. Me: You're acting distant Moon: I'm 238,900 miles away"
"What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show? Chin-chin would leave."
"Saw a guy with three lip-ring piercings on the subway today. Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain."
"What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces? Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now."
"Colombian Necktie Did the man with the Colombian necktie like his necktie? He couldn't say."
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