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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop? *A big mac*"
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"A man walks into a bar And stays there my entire childhood"
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"Where do Jihadists get their snacks? At the Allah hu snackbar."
"How many grammar mistakes does it take to piss off your English teacher? not alot. (Just thought of it, tell me what you think :) )"
"You guy want to hear a joke about a cat? Nah. I'm just kitten."
"What are Canadians favorite board game? Sorry"