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Joke of the Day

"Shouldn't Captain Crunch be Colonel Crunch by now? Apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job."

"""Hey, did you get a haircut today?"" ""No, I got all of them cut."""

"Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down."

"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."

"My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice... I can't seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch line."

"A 'Jim's Dozen' is 11, because I take one for myself."

"You know, the world doesn't revolve around you! ...because it'd take too long if it did."

"What is Irish and sits on your deck? Patty O'Furniture !"

"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a girl with a penis appeared."

"What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm? Usually I'm working."