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Joke of the Day
"My roommate says I don't respect personal space. That's at least what it says in his diary."
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"How do you find the circumference of a sheep? Use shepherds pi"
"The best ways to spell the name Sean: 1. Sean 2. Shawn 3. Shaun 4. Chone 5. Shnzzang 6. Beans! 7. Ulurion 8. Shon?"
"Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat."
"My ex girlfriend kept stuffed animals all over her bed. It really killed the mood... ...because she was a taxidermist."
"I was more nervous than a whore in church to tell you this But your about as useless as tits on a nun"
"What is the only deaf animal? Def Leppard"
"I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today. I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind."
"A Frenchman walls into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... The bartender says, ""Where'd you get that?"" The parrot says, ""In France. They're everywhere!"""
"i'm really nervous about getting my girlfriend's pregnancy results back... and i'm not even the one who'll have to raise the baby alone!"