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Joke of the Day

"It's always cool to swallow your pride unless you're a lion. Lol"

"I bet the ""YMCA"" dance is harder to do in different languages."

"Dating tip: Photoshop yourself into some of her selfies. Women love guys who are good with computers."

"I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend, but she was on her period... so I had to pull some strings."

"What was Trump's reaction to the petition for him to release his tax returns Not my precedent"

"""Sooth. Sooth! SOOOTH!!!"" --soothsayers"

"Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree but that's the lowest mark I could give you!"

"What's the best thing about dating a black girl? You'd never have to meet the father."

"Highpotenuse I'm high on potenuse"

"If you worked for a tarp company your unveiling would be a cover up."