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Joke of the Day
"I'd tell you guys a Casey Anthony joke.. But my mother would kill me."
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"""Pika pika pika!"" [translated] ""I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."""
"[being mugged] ME: can i keep things of sentimental value? ROBBER: ok ME:[pulling things from wallet] my favorite cash...my lucky debit card"
"I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas. Now I'm fucking stuck taking care of a puppy."
"Boyfriend questionnaire: 1) Have job? 2) Have car? 3) Have goals? If you answer yes to any of the above questions thanks but no thanks."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil on my face."
"How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were."
"Spanish class joke: What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner? JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry."
"I quit my job as an accountant It was just too taxing"
"Yo mama's so fat when she goes to Taco Bell they run for the border !!"