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Joke of the Day

"I'd rather be chased by a pack of cannibal Oompa Loompas riding hungry velociraptors than go to your kid's Chuck E. Cheese birthday party."

"I read to blind kids in my spare time. Their favorite book is ""2dots1dot3dots 4dots3dots 5dots2dots1dot 2dots1dot5dots."""

"What is the most racist dinosaur??? The Tricericops"

"My compass I have a compass, but instead of North, South, etc, it just points to Orc's, so when people ask me for directions, it's always orcward."

"We have 20 people coming over to our house today, so my wife made me clean all week She's terrified someone will find out people live here."

"I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese."

"Why are horses never overweight? They're on a stable diet."

"You guys got any good old jokes (example inside) Example: Did you go to school by horse? I like to mess with my tennis teacher, he is over 50 and he gives it right back to me by how bad i play."

"I used to hate peer pressure, but my friends got me into it."

"Why is owning a Prius difficult? It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time."