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Joke of the Day

"Why is the number of black priests so small? Most of them run away after being called father once or twice"

"Luke Skywalker is well on his way to completing his comic book collection... ...he's already got all the daddy issues."

"""Must you lick the knife?"" ""Sorry,force of habit"" I said ""Loads of people do it though, don't they?"" ""Yes, but not during surgery, Doctor"""

"My wife and I are screaming at each other from different toilets while our sons shoot each other with bb guns"

"Need a cure joke... Anyone? I need a joke that involves the band The Cure ... Anyone know any (or can make one up)?"

"What do a horny guy and a bad driver have in common? They are both bad at pulling out."

"""how would you like your steak prepared?"" i'd like the chefs to work together and try their best and most of all have fun"

"What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on? Mourning Wood"

"What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine? A snowblower"

"My sex life is like my credit card. It expired a long time ago."