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Joke of the Day
"how do you start a rave in Ethiopia? you put a piece of bread on the ceiling"
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"A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned becausehe couldn't concentrate."
"Girls just wanna have funds."
"2 Beers = 1 Tweet 5 Beers = 3 Tweets 9 Beers = 7 Tweets 12 Beers = 12 Tweets 24 Teers = 30 Beets"
"A priest and a rabi are walking down the street... And they see a little boy. The priest says,""Hey, we should go screw that little boy."" And the rabi says,""Oh yeah? Out of what."""
"Why did religion cross the road? God is the answer."
"What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"
"If I ever commit suicide, I wanna jump off a cliff w/an open umbrella so people wonder if I thought it would bring me safely to the ground."
"Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!"
"What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe? It's Narnia business."