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Joke of the Day
"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing"
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"Stop being so long ago, 1998."
"I say: ""No, sorry. I'm not on Facebook at all."" They hear: ""I live amongst hill people where The Goat we worship has forbidden friendship."""
"How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check pulse"
"Success... Is like being pregnant. Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got fucked."
"On date night my wife took me to a place where you make your own pottery. I made an urn."
"You show me a piano falling down,a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat miner."
"Whiteboy who needs a haircut Justin Beiber in the front, Duck Dynasty in the back"
"[caution: black joke] If a person's last name is Black, there's every chance he/she is not of African American origin. - Because slaves don't need surnames."
"None of my Barbies are speaking to each other because Ken got Skipper pregnant again. You can imagine the tension in my house tonight."