64308

Joke of the Day

"Why is football the single best sport? Because americans don't play it."

"What makes a ISIS joke funny? The execution."

"Sesame Street didn't prepare me for any of this bullshit."

"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa."

"You cannot taste me, until you undress me. - Banana, 2017"

"""And then she kissed the frog and saw him turn into a prince, because kissing frogs makes you hallucinate."" -me as a babysitter"

"Me and the wife 88'ed last night. It's like 69'ing, but for fat people."

"What do Rabbis do with the Foreskins after a circumcision?... Sell them to the gays as bubble gum"

"Worried that one day pillows will take over and start making forts out of us."

"Do dolphins have tattoos of single mothers on their arses?"