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Joke of the Day
"Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community. Their new mints are bi-curiously strong."
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"Pedophilia You grow into it."
"What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner? None, he just has some WATAH!"
"Trojan should be sponsoring Teen Mom. That show is the best advertisement for why you should always wear condoms."
"2 friends and I once pulled the 3 kids in a trenchcoat trick & killed a man got tried as an adult but when they hung mike, paul & I fell out"
"Popsicle stick chemistry joke How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth? He said : ""Nah amine"""
"Where do epileptics get pizza? Little Seizures."
"[AskReddit] I read that 4,156,257 people got married this year.... ....not to cause any problems, but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."
"I just plugged the charger into my phone, in the correct hole, on the first try. So it IS possible, guys. IT. IS. POSSIBLE."