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Joke of the Day

"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Their boyfriends eat with their hats on."

"Saw It Of all the saws that I have seen saw, I never saw a saw saw like this saw saws. If you go thru Arkansas and see a saw that can out-saw the saw that I saw saw, I'd like to see that saw saw!"

"What type of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. Creds to a friend of mine :)"

"My kid said he was gonna jump off the roof using a blanket as a parachute and I was like ""That won't work you idiot. Go get my umbrella""."

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it had no Guts."

"Hello, welcome to the evening news, where we're going to scare the shit out of you for 45 minutes, then weather & sports. Stay tuned."

"Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular? Because Juice control the media"

"Hillary is a great female candidate. She really puts the ""Emale"" in ""Female""."

"""Scientology"" is a combination of ""scient-,"" meaning ""science,"" and ""-ology,"" meaning ""science."" And it just gets stupider from there."

"[wife yelling in waterpark] ""BRENT SOMEONE IS STEALING THE CAR"" [top of huge slide] K IM STILL GONNA TAKE THE SLIDE DOWN CUZ IT'll BE FASTER"