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Joke of the Day

"I named my iPod ""The Titanic"" Oh look! It's syncing now."

"Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position."

"what if grass screamed when you walked on it"

"What did president Obamas father say when he was born? Oh, He's Barack. pronounced with a bad asian-english accent."

"I don't believe Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back. He wouldn't get any balance laying on his shell."

"Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit"

"When Ted Cruz kisses a baby, its parents have to throw it out and start over."

"- The DC Cinematic Universe"

"An atheist, a vegan, and a Cross Fitter walk into a bar I only know because they told everyone in the first 3 minutes."

"*Makes joke on Twitter* *5 Retweets* *Makes same joke on Facebook* *5 comments from aunts saying that the joke was inappropriate*"