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Joke of the Day

"When a couple breaks up never believe her story Why? Because only history is reliable."

"My mailbox is overflowing, my spam folder and junk folder rival each other in size, and I keep procrastinating on dealing with it... But one day I'm gonna go clean all that up, you just wait and DNC."

"One of my grandfather's favorites. What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor? ""Ptui"""

"A cute girl with brilliance is the best thing in the world that doesn't have cheese on it Wait couldn't I just put the che Mother of god"

"If you thought 9/11 was bad..... The UK might lose a whole country today"

"I'm not really a social drinker. I'd say most of my drinking is work related."

"My mom used to make sure we were wearing our seatbelts in the back seat by slamming on the brakes. She was a kind soul."

"Some of my co-workers want to go hang out tonight. Trying to figure how to fake my death and still make it into work tomorrow."

"Contact Ad ""Seeking man with ponytail. Hairstyle doesn't matter"""

"I raped myself today. It sucks being a schizophrenic hermaphrodite."