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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of a cabbage to eat? The wheelchair."
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"In my next life, I'd like to come back as one of those girls who ""forgets"" to eat."
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"
"Kylo Ren: What was Vader like? Leia: He blew up my planet & killed everyone I loved. Kylo: Leia: Kylo: What was his stance on sideburns?"
"[interview] BOSS: Any special skills? ME: Skills? BOSS: Like strengths ME: Oh right. I'd say my vocabulary BOSS: Hm... ME: That means words"
"What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A good days hunting."
"I'd tell you a joke about my dick... But it's way too long."
"What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap? She had a ball"
"I met a girl in the pub last night and we ended up back at my place. I didn't have a f*cking clue what I was getting myself into. So I politely asked her to shave it."
"I've heard of a chicken coop... But turkey coups must be the new thing"