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Joke of the Day

"Terminator doesn't google himself he uses Altavista baby."

"Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant."

"Today my dad told me that he quit his car vacuuming job after the first day. He said it was a sucky job"

"Did anyone else think that... Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original?"

"If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - ""Fast10 - Your Seatbelt"" in memory of Paul Walker."

"What does the fox say? Go republicans!"

"I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese ""So you want a cheeseburger?"" Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad"

"I am not well... ... neither am I a river!"

"What did one coffin say to the other? Is that you coughin'?"

"My friend texted saying she was threatened by an organization. ""And their name was"" ""ISIS"" ""Calm down! Is who?"""