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Joke of the Day
"Terminator doesn't google himself he uses Altavista baby."
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"What do you call a frog that is illegally parked? Toad."
"What did the turkey say to the goat? The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up."
"If the skin on your elbow is called a weenus... Is the skin on your knee called a knee-nus? (I'm so sorry)"
"Does Kanye really think America would elect a black man from the south side of Chicago with an odd name? Give me a break..."
"What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake... not MY fault"
"Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? Because he has Cottonballs"
"What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque."
"Those boots are made for walking? Wow, so are most boots. Give me a call when they're made for castrating antelope or something."
"please god what the hell did i do to deserve all this *flashback to 12 years ago when i threw a flashbang at my own team in CounterStrike*"