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Joke of the Day

"My friend texted saying she was threatened by an organization. ""And their name was"" ""ISIS"" ""Calm down! Is who?"""

"What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13? A good time ;)"

"What do a tornado and a black man have in common? They both can ruin a neighborhood."

"A wizard walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."

"What does my penis and bus have in common? They're both short"

"What's the most favorite bird among most men? [BOOBIES!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby) I can't believe no one has made this joke here yet."

"An eight-year-old kid says t his dad ""When I grow up I want to be a musician."" The dad says ""I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."""

"When Trump was a kid wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up... ...but all he was able to accomplish was the first syllable."

"Got thrown out of the theatre during the Superman movie... ... but I was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses."

"Going to a baby shower and I'm real nervous, do they just kind of pour down on you? If you catch one do you have to keep it?"