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Joke of the Day
"What does the fox say? Go republicans!"
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"What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!"
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? ""Where's my tractor"""
"Do all Europeans countries drive on the right? No, the Brits left."
"I'm a Chemical Engineer and I have some good Chemistry jokes. ... but I never get a good reaction."
"Why do you really not want to get pulled over in Ireland? Because the cops are Dublin the fines! (It took me a three hour car ride to come up with this... I am not a clever person)"
"What is the difference between my dick and my life? Life is harder."
"*mob meeting* ayo new guywho're you? ""they call me the butcher"" oh yea? why's that, butch? *smacks him with a pork loin* ""no reason"""