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Joke of the Day

"If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - ""Fast10 - Your Seatbelt"" in memory of Paul Walker."

"Got my dad today nope nevermind, he ran away again"

"I am having a vasectomy today. Tell me your best ball jokes I will start it off. What did one ball say to the other? Don't talk to the guy in the middle he's a dick."

"What is the square root of 69? Ate Something! (""8 something"", actually 8.306)"

"Ugh, who has time to work out?... I say before a 45 minute nap."

"Did you hear about Ken M.? He was a master baiter, but they told him to beat it."

"Obama supporters will party all night, especially since most of them don't work..."

"Do let me know if you're ever unhappy with any of my Tweets. I will block you immediately. Anything to stop you being sad. You're welcome :)"

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire"

"If you told them they would be on TV, millions would sign up for ""So You Think You Can Survive the Vacuum of Space""."