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Joke of the Day

"I heard my lawnmower was going on a rampage... It was going on a *grass*acre [Grass acre, grass massacre](#spoiler)"

"What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? ""Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."""

"Why did the soviet plane crash? It was stalin"

"DJ Khaled must be asian.... all he does is nguyen."

"What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"W T F After Tuesday, even the calender goes W T F."

"What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy."

"Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are to star in a new film, a murder mystery set at a music festival. It's a Whodunnit."

"If you drop a piano down a mine shaft what key does it play in? A flat minor"

"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same, once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamall."