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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 ganged up with 10 and killed 8 and 9"
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"What a kid I got I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. 'creds: Rodney Dangerfield'"
"What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol? Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway"
"What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan? The Twin Towers."
"What's the difference between ISIS and a piece of shit? I don't know any difference either."
"If the bird of peace if the dove, what's the bird of love? The swallow."
"The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes."
"Fire alarms should just play Nickelback Anyone who stays in the building deserves what they get."
"Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas? Because of the holly cost."
"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command. ALL credit goes to /u/eternityinspace had to share it!"