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Joke of the Day

"Men at 26 plays football, Men at 40 plays tennis, Men at 60 plays golf, have you noticed every time you get older your ball gets smaller"

"An old man cheats on his wife The wife asks: ""Why? What does she have that I don't?"" Her Husband answers: ""Parkinson's""."

"My family said if I don't get a Facebook, they'd all get a Twitter I sacrificed myself for all of twitter kind I'm the Jesus of social media"

"I was going to tell you a joke about women's rights... ...But it would have been too funny"

"The other guy on this cliff screaming at the sky just threw his wedding ring over which makes me feel less bad about losing my kite."

"Some say I'm a man of many talents. It's not true... I'm a man of one talent - I'm good at everything. *i'll see my self out*"

"what is the hardest part of eating a veggtable. might be offensive. THE WHEEL CHAIR!"

"What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette? Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr."

"How do you greet your Mexican friend eating sushi? Wassap B?"

"[if trump wins somehow] alien: ""i said take me to your leader"" me: ""dude i swear this is him"""