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Joke of the Day
"How do you greet your Mexican friend eating sushi? Wassap B?"
Next Joke
"Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me! Police officer: That's a salt!"
"How do you fit an elephant in a thimble? You take the ""I"" out of ""thimble"" and the ""F"" out of ""way."""
"I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology. I told my doctor, ""I think I'm addicted to Twitter."" He replied, ""I don't follow you."""
"Job Interview I was at a job interview and the interviewer asks ""where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" I reply ""sorry, I don't have 2020 vision."""
"How do all races end in the desert? In a cacti!"
"A black guy and a jewish guy jump off a building, who lands first? who cares."
"What does Santa do to dragons? He ""sleighs"" them."
"Her: Why's the couch smell like pee? [Flashback to me watching The Ring alone] Me: *points at son* I think someone had another ""accident."""
"Why are men so smart while having sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."