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Joke of the Day

"The other guy on this cliff screaming at the sky just threw his wedding ring over which makes me feel less bad about losing my kite."

"How many donald trumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He holds it up and the world revolves around him"

"What's attractive in a prostitute ? The Price. Own creation if anyone asks."

"From now on, when you see the word ""minimum"", good luck trying to not imagine a tiny British mother."

"What do you call a struggling artist? Baroque."

"What's small, round, and blue? A cranberry holding its breath."

"Why didn't the feminist picnic work out? because they all refused to make sandwiches."

"why can't two physicians be near each other? Because it's a paradox!"

"Everything always ends well. If not it's probably not the end."

"So a black man walks into a store and bought 5 items. April fools, he stole them."