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Joke of the Day

"The other guy on this cliff screaming at the sky just threw his wedding ring over which makes me feel less bad about losing my kite."

"Sometimes I like to use big words... So people will think I am more photosynthesis"

"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and in the cellar"

"[on date] girl: ""id like to if i met mr right, how bout you? have you ever been married"" henry the eighth: ""our food sure is taking a while"""

"apparently pharmacies think theyre grocery shops now. selling food product instead of focusing on exceptional pill service. Get real, punk !"

"What do you call it when you think you've lost your Italian cured meat, but then you find it again? A falsalami"

"""Get a womb!"" - me when I see two babies making out."

"How do you know the devil is white? Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell."

"What country has the shittiest beaches? India."

"My friend the Scarecrow just got a promotion He was outstanding in his field"