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Joke of the Day
"I got my first kiss from a girl today.... It was milk chocolate."
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"""You only paid for one bus fare, ma'am. I don't see how it's fair for you to take two seats just because you love pizza and cake."""
"Dog ate raw chicken so I called the vet to see what I could do He asked what I think they eat in the wild. Basically, he called me an idiot"
"Just got a belly piercing. It's a mistletoe, I don't want any confusion on where I want your lips this Christmas."
"What did one loaf of bread say to the other? Weirdo."
"What do women and Spotify ads have in common? They're both annoying and want your money."
"Overheard: ""Why is this guy listening to our conversation?"""
"Too err is human... To Arr is pirate."
"ladies call me a keyboard cus i'm always in front of the computer and i've got crumbs in all my crevices"
"When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdRiM_BPbQ8"