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Joke of the Day

"Why does a midget laugh while running Because the grass tickles his balls"

"She just didn't get that i was into fish. Geez"

"My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up."

"I like to go fishing from time to time... Just for the halibut."

"A man was rushed to the ER with six toy horses up his ass The doctors described his condition as stable."

"My friend sure changed when she became a vegetarian... (fixed) I mean, she never actually told me she was a vegetarian. But they say you are what you eat. And now she's a vegetable."

"How do you save a pirate's life? C P Arrr!"

"Only 4 days left to use this joke I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years time. I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"How many minutes after someone's fired is it cool to take their stapler?"

"If two wrongs do not make a right, What do two rights make? An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high"