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Joke of the Day

"Let's name him something that will make children smile ""How about Santa?"" Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him"

"How do you drown a little Asian boy? Pinch his nose before you cum."

"WORM: Why do caterpillars think they are better than us? OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*"

"Weed is better than beer because with weed the ugly chick stays ugly."

"I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten."

"A man goes to see a psychologist wear only plastic wrap on his whole body The psychologist says well I can see your nuts"

"What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup!"

"If I were a shepherd, I would never take inventory of my flock for fear of falling asleep on the job."

"Wow, some people are so prepared! Christmas is 364 days away, and some people already have their lights up!"

"Wives want to videotape the birth of their child... ...while husbands want to videotape the conception."