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Joke of the Day

"Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party? They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS."

"I thought one of the ten word-play jokes my dad told would make me laugh, but... no pun in ten did."

"What did the doe say as she came out of the forest? I'll never do that for 5 bucks again."

"What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of? One byte"

"What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know I wasn't invited !"

"[Evan]: This new hair product is the best [Brad]: Yeah. Check out Jack still using mousse [Jack]: *with Bullwinkle on his head* Shut up guys"

"What runs, but never sprints? Inherited obesity"

"When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_75cA3xmssM"

"It's hard to look like a badass when you're slurping on a strawberry smoothie."

"I love giving a little kid the tongue, and then watching him run to his mother holding the severed tongue I just gave him."