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Joke of the Day

"What will Stevie Wonder's next album be called? Songs In the Key Of Death"

"ram diljale janakpur"

"TV playback craziness [Through the eyes of Adrienne Hedger](https://www.facebook.com/HedgerHumor/photos/pb.630201143662377.-2207520000.1443863939./1179935295355623/?type=3&theater). :)"

"I'm tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment I did it once and killed a cyclist."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual? It's okay, we're Bi-son."

"Last night my girlfriend asked me ""Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?"" What I actually heard was ""Do you want a fight?"""

"If you can read this please let me know because, it means I blocked the wrong person. I'm still getting used to this Stupid timeline!"

"Why was 9 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."

"Conserve energy. How would you feel if someone turned you on and left?"

"Everytime someone call me fat,I cut myself... A slice of pizza,who want some?"