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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual? It's okay, we're Bi-son."
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"Hey man, settle an argument for me? ""Sure"" [handing him a sword] Great, he's just in there"
"A few disenfranchised primates got together to start a revolution.. ..they called it 'Gorilla Radio'.."
"Latvians don't know Fonz... ...they don't have happy days."
"I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation."
"Friend: All I want for Christmas is a new blender Me: Wouldn't you rather have your life together?"
"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"
"Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence? Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault."
"A math teacher invented something. A math teacher invented the worlds first underwater bulldozer. He called it his 'Sub-tractor.'"
"The first time I've had sex was like the first time I rode my bike My dad was holding me from behind"