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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual? It's okay, we're Bi-son."
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"If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say.... Urinate"
"I told I girl I'm going to rape her... she took it pretty well."
"You can tell a lot about a person just by noticing how they continue to talk after you've sighed six or seven times."
"God: done? Noah: yea G: whats this Noah proudly: a swing set G: u built a park. I asked for an ark N: a what? G: a boat N: say boat then"
"What's the difference between my dick and a pitchfork? I can't stick my dick in 4 babies at once."
"Who is Kanye West's favorite running back? All Day nigga"
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump kin"
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"What do you call the ticket to get into a giant space station shaped like a vagina? A cunt-astro-fee!"