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Joke of the Day

"Why was 9 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin get in the Bat mobile."

"A yoga teacher was murdered... ...they're saying it was premeditated."

"What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common? They're both the master race!"

"I never mess with anyone in a Pontiac Aztek. I just don't want to be on the wrong end of another of their poor decisions."

"Just got a job opening demanding 13-18 yrs of experience in iOS development. Do they realize that the platform itself is 8 years old?"

"Serving weak coffee should be a criminal offense."

"How much does a corpse weigh? A skele-ton"

"Why was the horse kicked out of the country western bar? He was a homosexual."

"I got sacked today from my job as a stage designer. But I left without making a scene"