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Joke of the Day
"Why was 9 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."
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"I actually feel bad for Justin Bieber. No girl should have to take a picture without her makeup on"
"I saw Jesus on the bus today. He was the Juan in front of me."
"So anyway, this guy calls a plumber... ""Hey, plumber, I gotta leak in my basement."" Plumber says, ""Go ahead fellow, it's your basement."""
"The Walking Dead Season Finale Check back in six months for the punchline."
"What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Fillipe F'Lop"
"What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do? Turn signals"
"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber."
"What did the retarded chef say after watching terminator PASTA LA VISTA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *TAKES OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES AND RUBS HIS NIPPLES*"
"the Bible says ""If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned."" in my experience it helps"