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Joke of the Day

"Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screencap of your degree?"

"Rihanna's restraining order against Chris Brown says he cannot ""harass or annoy"" her. I want one of those against everyone ever."

"So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale was tattooed the price of her tail and on her behind for the sake of the blind was the same information in braile."

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle? Attire...!!"

"What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend? My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string"

"A young girl swallowed a pin when she was eleven and never felt a prick until she turned eighteen."

"What do you call a guy who has sex with bums? A hobosexual."

"What is the female equivalent of a sausage fest? A clam bake edit: You guys are ridiculous, thanks for the steady stream of laughs"

"What's the problem with a Jewish football team? you're gonna need a new squad as soon as soon as they hit the showers"

"Trump is a godsend As in 1000 B.C. plague"