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Joke of the Day
"Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screencap of your degree?"
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"A Muslim, A Mormon and a Rastafarian walk into a bar... No one does anything"
"What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!"
"Coffee. Not my cup of tea."
"If your uncle Jack was stuck on the roof.... ...would you help your uncle Jack off?"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? When it comes to the police car, all the pricks are on the inside!"
"do you guys have PC & cheese? i'm not really a mac guy"
"always carrying a megaphone in case you have to sigh at someone far away"
"I hate it when I'm at someone's party and they keep asking stupid questions like... ""Who are you?"" and ""Is that a gun?"""