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Joke of the Day

"""I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"A woman walks into a library and says to the bloke behind the counter, ""Have you got any books on the female clitoris?"" The bloke says, ""Yes we have madame, but I don't know where they are."""

"""I'll have a cheeseburger with a large coke,"" The blonde girl requested. ""Excuse me miss, this is a library."" ^^""I'll ^^have ^^a ^^cheeseburger ^^with ^^a ^^large ^^coke,"" she whispered."

"I like my puns like I like my sausages... the wurst ones are the best."

"What do you call a person that worships NASCAR? A racist!"

"What do mysoginy and racism have in common? Black women."

"[first date] ME: I'm from a broken home. HIM: When did your parents divorce? ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed."

"why do blacks like the doctor's office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you'll be straight"

"How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers."

"A new study shows that men's eyesight improves by an average of 15% when they are looking at a woman's butt. Hindsight really is 20/20."