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Joke of the Day
"I forgot to take my wallet out of my pants in the washer. I have committed money laundering."
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"Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV."
"So an elf walked into a bar... The hobbit laughed and walked under it."
"Yoda Tells a Math Joke. Why is 11 afraid of 9? Because ten, nine ate!"
"Why I'd never get a sex change I wouldn't have the balls to do it"
"The difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler. Usain Bolt managed to finish a race while Hitler couldn't."
"How does a painter support their art in this economy? Easel-y"
"two atoms are talking.. ""Hey Bob, why the long face?"" ""I've just lost an electron."" ""What, are you sure?"" ""Yes..... I'm positive."""
"btw, my linkedin endorsements for ""Dreamweaver"" are for me singing the song Dreamweaver and not for using that software"
"Drugs are a crazy thing What did jerry Garcia say to Bob weir when they ran out of drugs? Man this music sucks!"