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Joke of the Day

"People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to."

"Why did the scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in his field."

"Who is the coolest guy in the hospital? The Ultrasound guy."

"So I tried to get my pet kangaroo across the American border... But customs wouldn't let raw meat through."

"I'm trying to get in shape and be more politically correct. I rehydrate with LGBTQtorade"

"By the volume of the pans clanging and slamming in the kitchen... I think I'm supposed to be volunteering to help with something"

"What was the first thing the emcee said at the pornography convention? Thank you all for coming!"

"Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably one, but I can easily pay two to get the job done together at the same price I'd pay any other repair man."

"Tonight I was Attacked by 4-5 Terrorists . They were in Car with full loaded Guns. But thanks god I wake up."