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Joke of the Day
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""What are you shaking for? She's gonna eat me!"""
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"I had to make a sign for the International Haiku club: International Haiku appreciation Conference meeting"
"job interview tip: show up wearig the exact same thing as ur interveiwer, whispre ""dress for the job u want, right?"" then just stare at them"
"You go for a run then post your route to Facebook. I dig a hole on that route then cover it with sticks and leaves. We both get exercise."
"Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson"
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The reception was great!"
"Why do we cry..... When it's the onions that are being hurt?"
"u know how sum people get amnesia well i got opposite amnesia i remember everything ask me what i ate this morning. breakfast next question"
"Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, you have to say ""Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."""
"Fighting dumb people with irony is like throwing stones at tanks. You can do that, but you achieve nothing from it."