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Joke of the Day

"job interview tip: show up wearig the exact same thing as ur interveiwer, whispre ""dress for the job u want, right?"" then just stare at them"

"I hope my last words are something cool like, ""Can I hold your cobra?"""

"My favorite one liner Using single ply toilet paper is the best way of getting in touch with your inner self."

"What is Michael J Fox's favourite song? Shake It Off by Tayler Swift"

"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds. Poor guy."

"""Son, I found a condom in your room"" ""Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""

"mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn"

"Girls that don't care about size are just shallow."

"How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? If her ankles swell when she farts."