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Joke of the Day

"You go for a run then post your route to Facebook. I dig a hole on that route then cover it with sticks and leaves. We both get exercise."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock into your girlfriend's ass."

"How long does it take for a Jew to get 100 meters far? It depends on the wind strength."

"Oscar Pistorious wanted to get his bathroom door replaced But his wife was dead against it"

"""STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO"", I yell to my 5 year old."

"Has anybody ever thought of buying a pig a plane ticket?"

"What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident)."

"Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows."

"How's this for a magic trick: I sign into Twitter and my desire to do anything productive just disappears."

"How can you tell if someone is from New York? They always talk about how they're from New York."